What would we do without government investigators or the media to uncover and report on the truth?

Answer: We’ll just do it ourselves.

The internet, even with all its downsides, has certainly done some interesting things for the way “normal” folks can do awesome things.  Are the authorities not doing their duty in investigating a (potential) murder case?  Covering things up are they?  Media not doing their jobs to honestly report facts and relevant current events?  No worries.  The centipedes and /pol/ are on top of things.

Just a couple examples from today.

On the Donald this morning, they were talking about Wikileaks’ twitter announcement: BREAKING: Sweden has dropped its case against Julian Assange and will revoke its arrest warrant

So now does Mr. Assange just need a pardon from Trump and he’ll actually get to leave the Embassy?  Some pedes seem to think leaving may be too dangerous for Assange even if that were possible, and that maybe it’s just a trap.  I almost wouldn’t put it past the pedes and/or /pol/ to somehow break Assange out of the Embassy and have him whisked away to some safe and undisclosed location.

Google, of course, failed me for any further information.  If you want truly breaking news, skip the news outlets, just go to the citizen investigators of the internet.

In other news, the centipedes and /pol/ are busy working to collect, archive and sift through every trace of Seth Rich on the internet (just one of many threads with them hard at work).  They’re analyzing his entire life and personality and picking out anything that would lead to confirmation that he was the source of the DNC leaks and was murdered for it.  As the circumstantial evidence amasses, it becomes increasingly easy to believe this “internet conspiracy theory.”

If it’s the so-called “unbiased media” and government officials — who we should supposedly be trusting over “weirdos” on the internet — who keep dishing out falsehoods and fake news, what are we supposed to think when the so-called “internet conspiracy theories” keep turning out to be true these days.  I’m not sure there is anything too weird and convoluted to believe, especially when it comes to politics.

It’s the /pol/ice!

What a world we live in when Weaponized Autists on the internet are doing a better job than law enforcement.  Of course since this is Berkeley and the victim was a Trump supporter this isn’t actually a very high bar to pass. Still the current environment of anarcho-tyranny where the law is selectively enforced is going to push more people towards taking the law into their own hands.  The less the police do their job the more internet vigilantes will.

Divided and Alone with the Internet

What’s that?  You said he’d be in Finland next?  Well, whatya know…

Shia LaBeouf spending a month living alone in Finland cabin

Shia LaBeouf’s latest stunt is to spend a month isolated in a cabin in Finland’s remote Lapland region with his only communication with the outside world coming via text message to visitors to a Helsinki museum.

The project is called #ALONETOGETHER and involves the other two members of the actor’s art collective, Nastja Ronkko and Luke Turner. Ronkko and Turner are also spending time isolated in separate cabins in Lapland beginning Wednesday.

Visitors to the Kiasama museum in Helsinki can visit a cabin and send a text to LaBeouf, Ronkko and Turner, who can respond to visitors but can’t talk to one another.

A vacation would do him good too if only he could keep away from those monsters on the internet and regain a piece of his sanity. It’s not like /pol/ would look at all 3000 rental cabins in… oh.




Meanwhile, back at the museum, people are wearing MAGA hats and flashing Pepes.

As fun as all this is, we should take a step back and consider that Shia really is probably about to have a psychotic break.  He’s been teetering on the edge of one for quite a while.  Now he’s seeing racists everywhere. (Language warning)

Is it just me or is he screaming racist at a counter that’s full of black people?  Just get the man a straight jacket already.

HWNDU Season 5?

HWNDU Season 5 Poster

Bwahahahaha!  Yeah, that’s probably the sound you’ll be able to hear ringing through the depths of the internet — 4chan etc. — as they prepare for Season 5.

Shia, apparently bent on his own mental destruction, is playing a game he cannot win. Sad for him maybe.  But entertaining for the rest of us.  The rumor is that Helsinki is the next location for He Will Not Divide Us.  If it is, they can expect the trolls to be lying in wait before the even finish setting up.

Shia Labeouf, Luke Turner and Nastja Rönkko’s ‘He Will Not Divide Us’ livestream has recently become less anti-Trump protest art and more an international game of capture the flag, waged between artists and the combined efforts of 4chan and 8chan…

So where will the stream go next? Members of 8chan’s HWNDU board are speculating the new location will be in Helsinki, Finland. 

It sounds random, but it’s actually quite logical. The stream started in America, Labeouf’s home country, then moved to England, the home country of Luke Turner. Nastja Rönkko is a native of Helsinki, so it seems only fair the group will give her home country the next shot.

Labeouf, Turner and Rönkko will be participating in the ARS17 exhibition for contemporary art at the Kiasma Modern Arts Museum in Helsinki. The exhibition starts this Friday, but it is unclear when the group will arrive at the museum…

Helsinki would appear to be a good place that is out of the reach of pro-Trump trolls, but appearances can be deceiving. The HWNDU board is already preparing a heist on the Kiasma Museum if the stream is placed there. Multiple members of the board claim to live in or around Helsinki and are standing by to troll the stream.

The Fins also have a message board called Ylilauta, which functions much like 4chan and 8chan, and many of its users have already volunteered for the trolling operation.

No word yet from the artists where the next location (Season 5) will be, but they can certainly expect a warm welcome for them in Finland. The stream probably would not last more than a day.

Also amusing: The Washington Post featured an article about the whole thing – HWNDU and all the ensuing trolling!  Even though they negatively characterized 4chan as the source of “the misogyny of Gamergate” among other evils, some of what they included was surprising (including a tweet by WaPo is Fake News — did they just miss that?).  If you’re already in the know about the HWNDU game, this article isn’t informative, but it’s interesting that they are reporting on it in such detail and that they used the terminology of Shia’s opposition (“Season 1”, etc.) to talk about its chronology.

The world is not safe enough for Shia LaBeouf

After a disastrous defeat in a game of capture the flag, Shia LaBeouf decided to put an ocean in between him and /pol/ not realizing that /pol/ is everywhere.

Following that incident, LaBeouf announced this week that he would move the anti-Trump art project to the UK.

“Events have shown that America is simply not safe enough for this artwork to exist,” LaBeouf, Ronkko and Turner wrote in a statement on the FACT website. “We are proud to be continuing the project at FACT, an arts centre at the heart of the community.”

The flag moved to the top of the Foundation for Art and Creative Technology in Liverpool.  It was put up yesterday.


Shia LaBeouf Anti-Trump Art Project Shut Down for Fourth Time After Move to UK

In a statement on its Twitter page, FACT said it had removed the installation — which consisted of a flag with the phrase “He Will Not Divide Us” printed on it — from its rooftop due to “dangerous, illegal trespassing.”

/pol/ has saved the British taxpayers money.

But you know what?  Shia really has proved something.  He won’t divide us.  He can’t even divide us with an ocean.  You are forever united to the rest of humanity, Shia, especially the parts you’re trying to get away from.  This is what you asked for.  You can’t be divided.



Kekistan Border Agents

/pol/ continues to take open source intelligence to new heights.

4CHAN Message Board Is Using Border Webcams To Help Report Illegals

The largely pro-Trump 4Chan internet message board has recently taken it upon themselves to help ICE agents catch and report illegals entering the United States.

The mostly pro-Trump 4Chan political page is using border webcams to help report illegal alien crossings.

As reported by /pol/’s News Network Twitter account, they just recently discovered that live streams of the US-Mexico border are available via http://blueservo.com/ . The website has become so popular that it has currently exceeded its bandwith at the time of writing this.

One 4Chan user suggested the Administration turn the live feeds into a “game” for users to help spot and report Illegals crossing, potentially earning points. The two screen shots attached to the original tweet purport to show 4Chan users catching would-be illegals in the act

Weaponized autists would take over the whole world in less than a week if someone convinced them it would make a good game.

The Demon Does Not Go Back into the Bottle

Shia LaBeouf Has Moved His “He Will Not Divide Us” Art Piece To A Mystery Location

Shia LaBeouf’s troubled art project “He Will Not Divide Us” has popped up in a new, unknown location. The installation began its life in New York, but was moved to Albuquerque after LaBeouf was arrested following a run in with an alt-right protestor. More problems arose in New Mexico when shots were heard in the area surrounding the art piece.

However, “He Will Not Divide Us” is back up and running and has taken on a new form. “On March 8, 2017, the project moved to an unknown location,” a statement on the official He Will Not Divide Us site reads. “A flag emblazoned with the words ‘HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US’ will be flown for the duration.” Footage of the flag is being streamed online.

That should solve his problems.  There’s no way that /pol/ could possibly figure out where it was just from a picture of the sky… oh.

In less than 48 hour no less.  Forget the US intelligence complex, let’s just replace the kit and caboodle with /pol/ and the weaponized autists.  Man, they can do anything.  And poor Shia… he’s never going to escape them.